The FOZ

Five delusional and recently incarcerated laboratory monkeys met at a methodone clinic in March of 2004...which is coincidentally the same time the 5 founders of the FOZ met at the Council of Uwe and formed a fraternal organization dedicated to acquiring quality prescription medications at discount prices, and to spreading the medicated message of Billy Zabka.  After a brief out of court settlement with the FDA, DEA and ATF, and a federal probationary exercise, the FOZ gave up on their primary principle and focused their attention on spreading the work of Zabka.

Since then the FOZ has grown into a multinational organization dedicated to spreading the principles of Zabka.  Namely the principles of scorn and disdain for all things generally LaRusso-like.

The FOZ is dedicated to preserving the principles of Zabka in all areas of pop culture.  The FOZ patriots work tirelessly to preserve the integrity and ethics of Zabka in defense of justice and freedom.

The FOZ is here to defend freedom and uphold the Zabka way of life but most importantly, we are here to inform and entertain you. So join the revolution, become a member in your community (Screw the United Way what have they ever done for you?).  Viva la Zabka!

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