Attention potential FOZ recruits. You THINK you have what it takes to join this Fraternal Order?

If you do, send us an essay to foz@billyzabka.com stating why you think you would be an asset to our respected group. If you pass the test, your essay will be posted and you will be the newest recruit in the only organization devoted to defending the world from the greasy, olive skinned, effeminate geek threat!