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Real Live Emails From FOZ Members and Insane Site Guests

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I the enclosed, have been an a avid fan of Zabka for years.  You have just recently sent me a member add on myspace, I guess because you read my profile and saw that I was a FOZ supporter.  I have always disliked the nerdy the slime of the earth like Daniel Larusso in Karate Kid, people of his nature disgust me.  Johnny Lawrence really won that battle.  I am willing to devote my life to the FOZ and follow in the footsteps of our savior William Zabka.
 
                                Cobra Kai Never Dies
                                Strike First, Strike Hard, No Mercy!
                                                                                        Fraternally Yours, Brent 
Brother Brent, rise up and do your duty as a member of the FOZ. You are disgusted by Daniel Larusso and have accepted Zabka into your life as your savior. You are exactly the type of recruit that is perfect for the greatest organization in the history of mankind. The FOZ!

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While not your average insane site guest, i do have my moments.  one moment came to me towards the end of the movie.  i just had to find a 'fan site' of the movie... finding none, i came to your site. i enjoyed your review of Road House, especially where you listed all the felonies and misdemeaners that the local mounties missed, and ended it with another dig at the world famous exposure king.
 
What i am writing about is one item that most people missed.  When the police arrived and found the guy cut in half by all the shotgun wounds, and the fat guy (who was finished mating with the polar bear) was thinking "should i tell the truth?", he looked up... and saw the four stuffed monkies.. well, there are only three in the "see, hear, speak no evil" trilogy... what was the fourth monkey doing? 
 
covering his balls... kinda a 'fuck no evil' stance?  i think that is what made him lie.. he was covering his balls.. another proof positive that he was afraid of Swaze for all the right reasons.
 
 
Fight Win Prevail
But Never Cheat
Joesdad

Joesdad loves "Roadhouse", the official non-Zabka movie of the FOZ. And who doesn't love Joesdad? Wait, who is Joesdad?
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Godfathers,
 
Please consider me for admittance. Until I get notification, I will light my Zabkandle and continue to spread his doctrine of no mercy, with my ultimate act being a recreation of the final fight scene as my chosen "first dance" at my May wedding. I have worshipped Zabka and his ways, longed to be his prom dates and wished to treat him with the love and respect he deserves, not like those tramps who wouldn't know a real man from an oily-faced geek.
 
Please give me this honor,
"Forget Allie and say hello to Courtney"

Looks like 2008 will be the year of the FOZ Sisters. Two already and we just came back. Welcome to the brotherhood, err, and sisterhood, devoted to defending the world from Larusso-like geeks. We are honored that you re-enacted the finals of the All Valley Karate tournament as your wedding dance. Your love and respect of all that is Zabka shows. You deserve admittance sister Courtney. Now rise up and take up the mantle of promoting the scorn of geeks everywhere.
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Gentlemen, 
 
I believe I have the spirit of Zabka in me.  I'm 38, so I know the 80's, a military vet, some experience in Tae Kwon Do (green belt), but as soon as I get the money and time, I will continue with the martial arts.  I'm tired of a culture that glorifies pencil armed, sandle wearing metro sexuals.  Oh, I even have blue eyes and dark blonde or light brown hair.  However, I do love Italian women and I was even stationed in Italy in the army.  I hope that isn't a strike against me.  On the other hand, I could beat up a LaRusso and take his Italian girlfriend.  My favorite Zabka quote is, I don't have it verbatim, "This next exercise works the upper deltoids"   The table press from Just One of the Guys, part II of the Zabka Trilogy.  
Sincerely,  Jeff    Rock Hill,  SC  

Seriously, the FOZ is honored to have a military vet. And a geek squashing, girlfriend stealing, deltoid exercsing one at that! Jeff, we do not dislike Italians, or any specific race, creed, religion, etc. We dislike geeks no matter what their background. Italian women are great in our eyes, as long as they aren't pretending to be men as in "Just One of the Guys". Welcome aboard Brother Jeff!

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To the FOZ Godfathers:
 

On a blustery fall day running down a West Village street I passed a series of townhouses but paid no mind until I heard the faint roar of what I assumed was a dirt bike, when it hit me... the lamppost that is. And in that oblivion a voice called out: "That's 'cause he's a little tulip!" I bolted upright and found myself before The Equalizer's apartment! Bereft and on my knees an apparition of his blondeness came to me. Skinny jeans, perfectly feathered hair and lips pouting in a familiar smirk I reached out to him. "I forgive you for that whole Scott McCall debacle! But you're just too damn hot playing the guitar!" I wept as I vowed to banish all effeminate geeks from my little black books forever! I will proudly take up the pom poms of West Valley High and kick the asses of undeserving bitches like Ali Mills! I beg of you to make me a sister of the FOZ and I pledge to spread Billy's hotness to uninformed fangirls of dweebs for life!

 
Billy yours forever,
 
Ruby


And now, the female FOZ ranks grow. Ruby, welcome to sisterhood in what has been up to now only a brotherhood. The FOZ may not like geeks but we are an equal opportunity Organization. As long as you aren't Larusso-like.

Hello my colonial brothers from across the Atlantic, I would like to joing your fraternity, i am in the British Army and hate geeks to, i am a fellow 'Ass kicker' as they say. i would spread the word of your fraternity far and wide across the British isles so that all geeks would fear the name Billy Zabka, i hope this is enough to convince you that i would be a valid member to your fraternity.

Regards Mike

Mike, we need more FOZ members from around the globe. Particularly those that are trained by the military. The Greasy Skinned Effeminate threat is getting pretty tricky and we can use some military strategy to help keep them at bay.  Keep Great Britain safe from the Larusso like threat. Good luck and Godspeed.  Welcome to the family.


I know there is nothing I can say that could make me
worthy of Sir Zabka, so I won't even try.  I simply
beg the leaders of his underlings to allow me to join
FOZ in His honor.  Please accept my unworthy petition
and allow me to learn by serving.

Thank you for your consideration,

Todd Spaulding

Todd, welcome to the FOZ. You WILL learn by by serving. Your duty, other than defending the world from Daniel Larusso's, will be to keep the spirit of Zabka alive in everything you do. Don't let the tulips take over. Welcome aboard.


Zabka, Family, Country.  Nuff said.  But I will not stop there.  My love for
the one called Zabka knows no bounds.  When I roll onto a high school campus
to give wedgies to the geek squad I make all those little dweeby's call me
Billy!  When I have got a really bad cramp I don't walk, I run to the
closest mirror and make damn sure my hair is perfectly feathered.  And when
I am Kung Foo fighting in my local Dojo my opponents always get put in a
body-bag!  I fear that if I am not awarded membership into this fraternal
order I will be doomed to slam my own lunch and tray onto my crotch for
eternity.

Frank Tini

Wedgies, dweebies, geeks, all words that make the FOZ Godfather's hearts swell. And to top it off you have your priorities straight: Zabka, Family, Country. Zabka is family and we take care of our own while we defend the world from the greasy, effeminate male, geek threat. Frank, welcome aboard the as the newest honorary member of the FOZ. Now do us proud.


 

The gospel is being spread, gentleman- check it out-
www.lowondope.blogspot.com.  I hope I did us justice. 

T.B. Pickens

Nice work T.B. Just a member for a few days and you have already started spreading the gospel of Zabka. The Godfather were correct with rewarding you membership in our most humble fraternal order.


Gentlemen:

Even if given a gazillion words, I could not define my love of all things
Zabka.  The man has the ultimate set of tools for building the blocks of
awesomeness.  He is a personal Jesus for me, and I am a man of no other
faith or destination.  The film "Just one of the guys" changed my life, and
not because I got to see Terry's tits.  That was great, but viewing Greg
Tolan beat the balls off Morehouse was the true gem of that film.  I am
faithful to him and will go to any length to prove it, including, but not
limited to, jumping posers like that bitch Robert Prescott.

Sweep the leg,

T.B. Pickens

T.B., for being excited about seeing the "tits" of a cross dressing, trans-gender freak, and for loving violence against Morehouse, you have hereby achieved the honorary title of "Brother" in the league of the FOZ. Congrats. Now get out there and defend the world from Robert Prescott and the lot like him.


Godfathers,
 
I felt my calling to the Fraternal Order of Zabka a few years back.  I was back in high school at my prom.  I went to the bathroom, found an empty stall, and began to roll myself a joint.  As I rolled it, a strange scent of oregano, garlic and marinara sauce overcame me.  Before I knew what happened, some little tulip had dumped water all over me and my hash. Needless to say, my friends and I ran him down, and beat his meatball face into oblivion. 
 
It was then, that I realized I was called to a higher purpose in this life. To defend our world from skinny, olive oil skinned, Italian nerds. Now I believe it was fate, that led me to F.O.Z. I respectfully ask for permission to become a brother of yours.
 
Thanks,
Bo
Cleveland, OH

Bo, you make the perfect candidate because you have felt the burden of the Zabka with your high school bathroom stories. Now be forewarned, not all greasy, olive skinned, effeminate geeks are Italian, they come in all race, creeds, etc. It just happened that Sir William Zabka was always being taunted by that kind.  Defend the world brother of the FOZ.  It is a heavy burden but one that is just.


Me and my friend Dan are e-mailing to hopefully become members of the Fraternal Order of Zabka.  We believe we are qualified for the following reasons:

We named our fantasy football and basketball teams BillyZabka.com to spread the Word out to others and ended up winning both leagues, effectively proving that unlike KK1 nobody beats the Zabka!; The guys on my softball team (most of who are also in our fantasy basketball league) call me Billy when I come to the plate; I have a framed picture, that I proudly display in my home, of my face superimposed on the body (and impeccable pecs) of Jason Mellon while in a scene in B2S with Zabka sporting a speedo; both of us feel VERY strongly that Zabka should've been the one to go hang out with Miyagi in Okinawa in KK2, simply for the fact he would've had no problem climbing that telephone pole during the storm (witness the monkey-like prowess he showed scaling the highdive in B2S) and saving the screaming little girl, which in turn would've prevented Chozen from losing his uncle's respect and going psycho at the end of the movie.  Then we wouldn't have had the Chozen-Danielsan yawner with that atrocious nosehonk to end the show but instead a Miyagi-Sato battle to the death; we both fluidly incorporate "Screw you Mellon", "I'll decide when he's had enough", and "I've got a really bad cramp" in daily conversation with relative ease.

We hope the above merits consideration into The Order. 

You're alright FOZ,


Ron Johnson and Dan Willis, prospective brothers

Well, you guys went over the 100 word limit but since this was for two pledges the Godfathers can overlook it. You have displayed that you are confident with the philosophies of the Zabka way and for that you two shall rise, Brother Ron and Brother Dan, as active members of the FOZ. Now go forth and defend the world from the greasy, effeminate male threat. 


I have been a member of the Fraternal Order of Zabka for well over 15 years, although I never knew it until I saw your website.
 
The first time I saw the Karate Kid, I immediately identified with Zabka's character and knew then and there that this guy was the "real" karate motherfucking kid.
 
I have been a devoted follower of Zabka ever since, and it's my belief that Zabka is the one who guided me to your site.
 
Every day around lunch time I go to different schools (middle school, high school, vocational school) and trip a suspecting loser then make him eat some of his food off the floor.
 
I would like a t-shirt or a sticker or something so I could publicly display my allegiance to Zabka
 
Cobra kai!
 
Scott

The Great Zabka works in mysterious ways. When your true calling is the way of the FOZ the invisible hand of Zabka will lead you here. Go forth and defend the world brother Scott Ivey. There are greasy, olive skinned, effeminate geeks that need to be  oppressed. 


More ideas from brother Estabrook......

Hello,

I would like to see a movie made along the lines of “scary movie” or “date movie” called “bully movie”. In the plot we spoof “cant buy me love” “lover boy” and “licensed to drive” or any other Feldman/Haim movie. The whole movie would be based around Zabka running in during famous scenes from these movies and performing infamous Zabka techniques to humiliate the likes of Corey Feldman. Dude I would love to see Zabka pull Corey Haim out of his car in “licensed to drive” by his popped collar and put a size 12 vans slip on in his chest.

Later,

Brian

Brother Estabrook, you are on such a hot streak that not even an effeminate geek with a Japanese maintenance man can stop you. Hold on a moment while we weep for such a brilliant movie idea.


New Members on a Roll.................

I really need to become a member. I will do the necessary roadwork. This will definitely complete me, I will now go out and punish the tulips who sit before me. Actually there are some nice lunch tables that I want to go practice my curls on right outside my office door.

Thanks,

Brian

Contributions from the newest FOZ brother. Yes, you are now an official member. Go out and spill the chocolate milk of the effeminate geek threat. Remember brother Estabrook, we are the only thing stopping the greasy, olive-skinned, effeminate, geek threat from taking over the world.


 

More Recruits...

Dude,

I want to drink blood from the Billy Zabka alter!!

Cobra Kai for life

Brian Estabrook

And with just 14 words Brian joins the ranks of the elite in the FOZ. And you shall drink from the blood of the Zabka alter. It is filled with the blood of conquered greasy, olive-skinned, effeminate geeks.


A Boom in the FOZ Brotherhood

I must become a member of the Fraternal Order of Zabka (FOZ). This is
what i have trained my entire life for. I have snatched the pebble,
from some guy outside of the liquor store. My training consist of
kicking bamboo tree with my shins, and doing splits suspended from two
chairs. I scour the night in my ninja/skeleton outfit looking for
effeminate teenage guys to beat the hell out of. I have been trained
to strike first, strike hard, show no mercy. I will devote my life to
your teachings, and swear to uphold the values of the FOZ.

Sincerely,

Michael "get em a body bag" Leonard

Dear Michael,

Welcome to the FOZ! With your kick ass liquor store beat downs and your dedication to dressing like a skeleton and beating up greasy, olive skin geeks, you are the perfect FOZ recruit. You are now ordained, Brother Michael "Get Em a Body Bag" Leonard. You must uphold the teachings of the FOZ and lead your  home and work in a revolt against the Larusso-like oppressors of the world! Good luck, the Godfathers will be there to lead you to the promised land.


Welcome to the FOZ

I try hard to live my life by those eternal words, "Sweep the Leg."  But I
am wondering if FOZ is really some pasty white organization?  Do you only
except white Jonny Lawrence Cobra Kai disciples?  Does my olive skin force
into that pus..I mean sushi camp of wax on wax off wankers?

Raj

Raj, your olive skin does not doom you to be the scorn of the FOZ. Only your actions. If you are not greasy, and effeminate like a Larusso then you are OK no matter what race, creed, etc, you may be. Now, since you try to live you life by the immortal words of "Sweep the Leg", you make a good candidate for our organization. Now to live up to your FOZ potential, you must live your life by the words of "Sweep the leg". There is no try in the FOZ brotherhood, only do or do not. Welcome to the team! 


VH1 Rips Off the FOZ?

hey i just had to rewatch that Vh1 teen thing again too.  they mentioned each of the holy trilogy movies, but referred to them as his "bully trilogy".  they sooo stole ideas from the foz.
 
Mel

 

Very, very sad. The writers of that show deserve a leg sweep.


More Recruits..........

You ask for me in a 100 words or less what you guys have already done in a title.  Zabka...what can be said about him that hasn't been said about George Washington or Chris Elliot?  Zabka is one of my favorite actors just cause he knew his role and did it to perfection.  I would love to be a member of your club.
 
Daniel Stern

Mentioning Chris Elliot on this site will get you................................................... Kudos from the Godfathers. If Zabka is the defender of the world from greasy, olive-skinned, effeminate geeks, than Chris Elliot is defender of all that is gross and funny in the world. "Hey kid, wanna buy a monkey?" Looks like the FOZ is one more heroic defender stronger than yesterday.


FOZ Recruits

I was born to be in your organization.  For years I have tried and tried to find a place where I belong, but I have found that everywhere I look there are too many people unlike me, and as the honorable William Zabka taught me years ago, nothing is worse than being different.  Like so many others I found inspiration in his brave, and transcendent portrayal of Johnny Lawrence in The Karate Kid.  He taught me that being cool and having feathered hair was the key to being a good person, and that small sorta gay kids should be shunned.  In closing, I would just like to say that Zabka is probably the most influential man in my life and I honor him everyday by abusing those weaker and different.

Rocco Tomasetto

Another proud FOZ recruit. To be a true member of the FOZ you need to understand all that is Zabka and Rocco has demonstrated that he has that ability. Now we are stronger at defending the world from the greasy, olive-skinned, effeminate threat with Rocco sweeping the leg of those that are weak and different.


Anti-Italian?

did a Google search for Zabka b/c I always wondered what happened to that guy.  I think he ended up getting a bad rap b/c he always played the a-hole.  Wonder what he'd be like in a diff. role.  Just curious if the "greasy olive-skin" comment meant that you guys were anti-Italian.  Do any of Zabka's characters use those comments in any of his lines in any of his movies?
 
Thanks.
 
Take Care.

Anthony Rocco

We are NOT anti-Italian. Not all of Billy Zabka's foes have been Italian. It just appears that they all have been greasy, and geeky, and had a mostly dark complexion. Jason Mellon was not Italian. We at the FOZ are just opposed to the geeky, olive-skinned, effeminate geek of any race, creed, religion, or sexual orientation. We proudly have Italian FOZ members, for it takes a united human race to defend the world from the effeminate geek threat.


Another FOZ recruit

I find it is important to workout constantly. When I cannot get to the gym, I lift freshmen. I stuffed 900 students in one locker...AT ONCE. I knocked so many school lunches out of nerdy freshmen's hands, it was a river of chocolate milk and english muffin pizza. I routinely chase immigrants on my moped and scream, "So Daniel wants to learn karate, here's your first lesson, how to fall.

 
In closing, if I do not make your Fraternity, i will just take it out on some freshmen. So it is a win/win.
 
P.S. I am 29 years old and will go to a high school just to bully.
KOBRA KAI, NEVER DIE
 

Stephen Connolly

 

references: John Kreese, Cobra Commander, That guy in gym class who would ask the freshmen if they could jump and touch the rim of the basketball net, then hit them in the nut sack. Yeah that guy.

As long as the freshmen you will be abusing resemble Daniel Larusso we approve. We appreciate your dedication to re-enroll in high school to do a little tulip cleaning.  That is the kind of effort a FOZ brother should exhibit. Welcome to the FOZ brotherhood.


Cobra Kai T-Shirts

how do i get one of those fuckin cobra kai t-shirts!
 
cheers

 

Whenever you're in trouble, and no one else can help.....

I read somewhere that Billy Zabka is producing a new movie called
"Sportfishing" A Guide For the Emotional Cripple" and on IMDB.com they
have "An Untitled Bobby Garabedian Project" as his next movie, are the
two the same movie? Do you have any information about them? Also, do you
know if Billy Zabka is making any appearances anywhere for any reason?

Vivian Ortiz

Billy appears only to rid schools of greasy, olive skinned, effeminate geeks and collect their pompadours as his victory trophies.


Long Lost Acquaintance?

Hi,

My name is Liz.  I was wondering if Billy lived in Port Washington, Long
Island as a kid.  If I remember correctly he lived on my block as a
kid.  Does he remember the Steadmans on Bayside Ave?  It was a long time
ago but if my memory serves me correctly there is some history with our
families!!!

Liz

Yep, he will never forget that love affair you shared that was rudely interrupted by that greasy Daniel kid and his Japanese maintenance man.  


 

High School Reunion?

Hey Foz,

I heard that Billy Zabka is from my town and went to my high school.  Do you have any information to verify where he grew up?  I thought i was going to find it when i saw that you had his high school yearbook photo, but the school name / town wasn't listed!

Thanks, and great website.

Cheers,

Ben

Here's some advice; look in your yearbook and if there is a picture of a greasy, olive-skinned, effeminate male having his table pressed, or a greasy, olive-skinned, effeminate female dressed as a male and being tossed into pricker bushes,  Zabka went to your school.


A Membership essay by Eric LeKuch

I feel I would be an ideal member because Will Zabka not only talked the talk, he walked the walk.  And that is something I bring every day.  Whether it is sporting my Cobra Kai shirt at the gym, or roundhouse kicking dudes with popped collars when I am drunk, I live life like I am Will's right hand man.

-Eric LeKuch

And that is the type of person the FOZ needs. Anyone who wears a popped collar deserves a leg sweep.


Not Everyone loves us..........

I was surfing the web and happened to come across your
site. Do you know what's funny? Not you. When first I
feasted my eyes upon your start page I thought "This
is hilarious, these guys are so clever." Upon further
investigation, however, I only felt sorry for you. You
weren't embracing the irony that could be a Billy Zabka
fan site, no, you really are full-on freakishly
obsessed with the an actor, no wait, not an actor, but
the type of character that a certain actor portrayed
at the start of his career in the 80s. I don't get it.
You are a group of men who certainly should have
something better to do...certainly...maybe not.

Where are the clever dissertations? Where are the
ironically comical revelations that you've had about
the movies? Are there any sardonic remarks at all?
Nope. Not a one. And so I was forced to leave the site
unamused and unfulfilled. All I am left with is the
image of a plethora of pathetic shells of men who are
one step closer to coming to terms with their
homosexuality. But, I did find pleasure in the one
inkling of irony that I found: You, my friends, are
the stereotypical type of guys that your object of
desire would characteristically antagonize.
Bravo, men. Bravo.

Jim Taylor

OK, we here at the FOZ site can take criticism. When it is accurate. I think Mr. Taylor didn't examine our website deep enough because everything he said was missing in the humor category  is actually on the site. If you can read and recognize satire that is. We thank Mr. Taylor for his time and his ability to overlook the true mission of this website.  Keep laughing at those Pauley Shore movies.


 

Billy's character encapsulates--and I think well for a 19 year-old--the arrogance and undeserved entitlement many priviliged young men and women suffered in the yuppy generating machine of the 80's. A part of me misses the optimism that this insularism was pregnant with. Johnny was a temptation that few get the opportunity to accept. If you are Larruso(sp), and you are given the opportunity to wield the power of Johnny--get his physical skills and his girl--would you? Do the Russians become Americans when given the chance? Miagi answers this question with his "honk" at the end of the film; I'm no spoiler, but if you haven't see this film, where do you park your spaceship?

Chris Williams

The FOZ Godfathers say "All that was missing from this email was some music by Phish, incense, and a strong urge to eat some Doritos...."


A Glorious, Alcohol Fueled Roadhouse Review by Ben Halewicz

I've recently, last night around 1am on Encore and about 6 Miller High Life's deep, had the pleasure (pronounced "playsure") of a viewing of Roadhouse.  And I have to admit that both of the reviews on your site of this cinematic tour de force served to enhance the viewing experience by roughly 20%.  I am going to have to agree with Senor Table Press on this one and say that this might just be the finest piece of art ever made, think "Piss Christ".  I know this is a bold statement, but this film, I refuse to refer to it as merely a movie, is pure brilliance.  White Chicks starring a couple of the Wayans brothers and Cliff from Dead Man on Campus is a movie, Roadhouse is a film, a work of art, to be judged on the same scale as Imitation of Life and Citizen Kane.  Every scene stands as an example of comedic excellence.

The radically undersized and fantastically homosexual Patrick Swayze as a "World Famous" bouncer is only the tip of the iceberg.  The philosophy, the awkward "heterosexual" love scenes, the awkward fight scenes - this film moves beyond all that it intends to accomplish and vaults into the realm of pure comedy.  How does this happen?  I don't know.  I can honestly say I don't know how or why this film was made.  However, somewhere along the line, they got something right and, like a one-armed African-American little person dancing and swinging his good arm with all the zeal of a high school All-Star legging out a soft grounder to third in a beer league softball game, created their own legend.

Certain aspects of this film, mullets aside, are too amazing to comprehend sober.  First, the monster truck.  I mean, come on.  A fucking monster truck?!  Why?  What does that really accomplish?  They needed the monster truck for that all important one minute scene at the car dealership?  Couldn't they have just substituted a dump truck or back ho?  But a fucking monster truck, that screams Gump-like retardation.

Second, the homosexuality of the film is by no means hidden.  As the Bad Dalton Clone expresses to Dalton himself, "I used to fuck guys like you in prison."  What the fuck?  It's bad enough that we have to watch Dalton's leering glances at his mentor, now they are going to spell it out for the kids with snots on their shirts.  If they made a Top Gun 2: Highway to the Hershey Zone, I'm pretty sure they would have to find a way to work Patrick Swayze into a similar situation to that of Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer's infamous give and take sequence in the showers.

And finally, why is Jackie Treehorn the old bad guy and The Stranger the old good guy?  Did the Cohen brothers know that both of these actors were in Roadhouse?  Since I place The Big Lebowski as one of the Top 5 (intentional) Comedies of All Time, I would have to say yes.  I would say that the casting in The Big Lebowski serves as a throwback to the glory that is Roadhouse.  I just wish the name of the band at The Double Deuce was Autobahn.

In summation, watching Roadhouse is like going to the dentist and getting Nitrous; it sucks that you're there and by all means it should be painful, but with the NO2, it's not that bad and actually kind of fun.

Back in the High Life Again,

Ben H.

All the Godfathers agree, this was a beautifully written review of the FOZ Classic, Roadhouse. We all had tears in our eyes after finishing it. Bravo Ben, Bravo.


Yes Mel, it is obvious that VH1 did a little bit of research before their 100 Greatest Teen Stars show and their research yielded the FOZ site. There they managed to "borrow" some ideas that we had up on the site. The show only gave Sir William 2 minutes so they were limited on what they could use. We at the FOZ are not insulted, we are glad to  help the boring TV writers out there with our wit and our keen observations on pop culture. What was insulting was that actors that were clearly beneath Billy, were actually ranked higher than him. Billy did not deserve the ranking of 97th, just look at the untalented urchins ranked above him http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/the_greatest/97838/episode.jhtml


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